Things a Toyota BJ40 would never say

A Toyota BJ40 has strong opinions. After decades of mud, trails, mountains, and questionable bridges, here are a few phrases you will never hear coming from a Toyota Land Cruiser.

1 / "Maybe we should turn around… that puddle looks deep."

2 / "I’d go up that hill, but I’m worried about my suspension."

3 / "Could someone call roadside assistance please?"

4 / "Let’s wait for better weather."

5 / "I only drive on paved roads."

6 / "This trail looks too adventurous."

7 / "Maybe we should stay home today."

8 / "I can’t start without Wi-Fi."

9 / "Let me just check my touch screen settings."

10 / "Mud? Oh no… my paint!"

Final One (The Most Impossible)

"Sorry… I’m not built for that."

1982 Toyota diesel Land Cruiser. Built for trails, stories, and the occasional bad decision that turns into a great adventure every time!

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