 Things
a Toyota Land Cruiser Would Never Say
A Toyota BJ40 has opinions. Strong ones. After decades of
mud, mountains, and questionable bridges, here are a few
phrases you will never hear coming from one.
1 / "Maybe we should turn around… that puddle looks deep."
2 / "I’d go up that hill, but I’m worried about my
suspension."
3 / "Could someone call roadside assistance?"
4 / "Let’s wait for better weather."
5 / "I only drive on paved roads."
6 / "This trail looks too adventurous."
7 / "Maybe we
should stay home today."
8 / "I can’t start without Wi-Fi."
9 / "Let me just check my touchscreen settings."
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10 / "Mud? Oh no… my paint!"
Final One (The Most Impossible)
"Sorry… I’m not built for that."
1982 Toyota Land Cruiser BJ40
Built for trails, stories, and the occasional bad
decision that turns into a great adventure.
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